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Johnny Nuance Rides Again

Iowahawk has a reasonably brilliant contribution to the election season discussion. A sample:

VOICE OVER: Saddle up, buckaroos! Now you too can be an old west diplomat with the Johnny Nuance Deluxe Junior Negotiator Kit. It comes complete with authentic letters of reprimand, humanitarian aid resolutions, an official Johnny Nuance golden fountain pen and attache case!

BOY #1: Sign the cease-fire, Deadeye Dan… I’ve got you economically sanctioned!

BOY #2: Says who?

BOY #1: Says my broad multilateral coalition, that’s who!

CROWD OF BOYS: We pledge our support!

BOY #2: Grrr! I’m peacefully boxed in!

VOICE OVER: The Johnny Nuance Deluxe Junior Negotiator Kit from Plastico – now at Woolworths and wherever fine toys are sold.

It gets better. Read it all.

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  • Posted by Tim on Friday, October 1, 2004 at 8:18:56 pm PDT
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One Response to “Johnny Nuance Rides Again”

  1. The Rough Woodsman says:

    Iowahawk Rocks

    Thanks to Tim Berglund for pointing the way, I was able have a “laugh out loud” moment during my day. Read the captivating adventures of ‘Johnny Nuance’ at Iowahawk for yourself but don’t spit coffee on your screen…you’ve been warned….

    Comment Permalink | Posted on October 5th, 2004 at 11:41 am |
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